Couple of days back, I registered myself with one of the discount broker for call back just to understand their new features. After a day they called me back.
A day after Tipsters started calling me from "Indore. M.P. I totally loved having fun with them, one of the calls went like this today.
Tipster: Good evening sir. hnmm,…na… Good Morning sir
(In hindi) I am Sachin calling from _______ advisory company, Indore, M.P
Me: F*** ur advisory ( I can see the number on mobile so I knew who was it)
Tipster: Sorry sir… (Hindi) Do u trade in commodities, stock,
Me: F**** ur trading
Tipster: Sorry Sir: (Hindi) Do you speak Hindi
Me: F**** Ur _______
Tipster: Wht?.. (English) Do you speak English
Me: F**** Ur English
Tipster: (Again) Sir… Do u speak English or Hindi
ME: F*** urself
Tipster: Sir which language do u speak
ME: F*** Urself
Tipster: Wht I cant understand… Software Sales …( Wtf… how did he hear “F*** urself” as "Sofware sales’)
Me: F*** Urself
Tipster: what software sales sir…
Me: F*** urself
(After repeat of the same thing for few minutes… Tipster disconnected)