Stock Market Humor

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As a bear meself, I gave it a doubtful surprise and rolling of my eyes.

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About the investors.

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You either become a profitable trader or healthy.
You win either way. :love_you_gesture:

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When you enter password on Zerodha kite:

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When you enter same password again :

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And gambling is considered a bad word amongst traders…

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Good one :wink:
But 13/100 gamblers winning, is on any one day - I’m sure day traders are not worse than that on any one day. It’s the consistency tats rarer.

I wish you were right…

“When a study analyzed the performance of 18,000 regular gamblers in casino games, only 13% won over a two-year period. But, less than 1% of day traders reliably generated a positive return two years running.”

extracted image and text from: Ideastorm #4 - Market Sentiment

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Sell… Sell… Sell… Sell… BUY!!

Users: losing a lot due to these daily glitches, I want my money back

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Paytm ,na gharke na ghat ke!!!