Stock Market Humor


The height of literacy … or Drugs still prevail in Punjab
From both sides… Bank also cleared the cheque


:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy: This Is The Ultimate


Singh bhai, Shall I send my account number?


Tipsters are trying with a new trick. Beware! :joy::joy:




Arun Modi guy was just being sarcastic.
Are people dumb enough for not getting that?!!
I even afraid that this guy may land up in jail





A Lunch break can save your millions of rupee

that’s why Nikkei and Hansang have lunch break. NSE and BSE should also have a lunch break.




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SBI should find the branch manager and offer him full-paid retirement as good will gesture :slight_smile:


Einstein enters a university for his first day of work. The Dean leads him to the staff room and introduces him to the others professors. “Here is your first colleague, he has an IQ of 180!”

“Why that’s wonderful!” Says Albert. “We can discuss mathematics and physics!”

Just then another man moves out to shake Albert’s hand. “I also lecture here and I’m sorry, but my IQ is only 80.”

Albert smiles back at him and says, “So, where do you think interest rates are headed?”






The above picture is for those who live their life with what they have the below is for the dreamers who miss the moment of live hoping for better tomorrow…


:slight_smile: I would like to modify it a bit.
The above picture is for those who want to live their life with what they have (in their dreams) the below is for the those who will live the above life in future :stuck_out_tongue:
The above life is not possible without money :slight_smile:


Theoretically acceptable but practically many people suffer below than the above picture.


That’s why flag name is “Stock Market Humor” :sunglasses::sunglasses: