Stock Market Humor


The height of literacy … or Drugs still prevail in Punjab
From both sides… Bank also cleared the cheque


:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy: This Is The Ultimate


Singh bhai, Shall I send my account number?


Tipsters are trying with a new trick. Beware! :joy::joy:




Arun Modi guy was just being sarcastic.
Are people dumb enough for not getting that?!!
I even afraid that this guy may land up in jail





A Lunch break can save your millions of rupee

that’s why Nikkei and Hansang have lunch break. NSE and BSE should also have a lunch break.




WA fwd



SBI should find the branch manager and offer him full-paid retirement as good will gesture :slight_smile:


Einstein enters a university for his first day of work. The Dean leads him to the staff room and introduces him to the others professors. “Here is your first colleague, he has an IQ of 180!”

“Why that’s wonderful!” Says Albert. “We can discuss mathematics and physics!”

Just then another man moves out to shake Albert’s hand. “I also lecture here and I’m sorry, but my IQ is only 80.”

Albert smiles back at him and says, “So, where do you think interest rates are headed?”