Two persons in a single body

Let me tell you something . i Have a blue Tshirt and red check shirt , whenever i wore the red shirt i made loss…and wearing the blue tshirt gave me profit…somedays didn’t match , most matched , now i keep saying myself come on you know this can’t be true right. So you know we all go through this ,
Another funny fact
My brother while washing his teeth in the morning dosen’t look in the mirror , i told him it’s not true but you know prejudice