Humour (My wife is two weeks pregnant. Can we open a Zerodha minor account, sir?)

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Honestly, gotta appreciate this kind of planning :joy:

Most of us keep saying, ā€˜I’ll do it tomorrow, first thing in the morning’ and then tomorrow comes, we postpone it to the next tomorrow, and somehow that tomorrow never actually comes. :sob: I’ve been guilty of exactly this, so maybe this is my sign to finally do it… tomorrow morning. :joy:

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The baby isn’t even born yet and already has KYC requirements waiting. :joy:

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i wonder whether ā€œinvestingā€ in a pack of condoms last year
might have provided them higher RoI? :thinking:

Anyway, that’s in their past,
now having invested/gained exposure to 1x unit of ā€œa kidā€, …

  • which is an extremely illiquid asset,
  • with a somewhat known SIP-schedule,
  • and it’s predictable future drawdowns,

…probably a good time to hedge
the risks they have incidentally exposed themselves to,
by gathering the necessary exposure to other assets
uncorrelated or inversely correlated to the ā€œkidā€ asset.

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Cupid

:rofl: @cvs Buddy, please let me know what instruments I can use to hedge my kid. Apart from investing in the markets, I’m open to suggestions

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Well in my opinion it’s a new precedence in investing…

But bro how are you sure if its a bro or a sis. You are being sexist here…:rofl: :rofl:

Fair point. Let me correct that before the imaginary team opens a case against me.

A few popular ā€œinstrumentsā€ (in no particular order) are :

  • having another kid, a few years apart, ideally of the opposite sex.
    • diversification. have a few, and soon one is passive-investing in a ā€œkid indexā€.
  • being part of a larger joint-family or a social-community.
    • demographic dividend addressing the otherwise inherent immediate liquidity crunch.
  • investing and insuring one’s health
    • increasing the odds of successfully holding the asset till maturity.
  • investing in educating the kid
    • Historically has been the best put option for downside protection of the ā€œkidā€ asset.
      However,
      • All such options are not fungible.
      • Not as strictly regulated as some of the other financial markets. Many fraud/fake put sellers.
      • Off-late, the premiums of some of these options are too high, making folks question their worth.

Next, if we consider non-equity as also ā€œnot investing in marketā€

  • EPF/VPF/PPF.
  • Debt-oriented NPS plan.
  • Very long-dated sovereign bonds.

Some reliable source of regular/steady income.

  • employment, or SWP of one’s existing assets.
  • short-dated liquid deposits

…to avoid any unexpected emergencies from disrupting
the SIP required into the ā€œkidā€ asset to ensure the best chance of it over-performing.


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