When Market goes down 5%
Equity/ metals trader:- omg market has crashed. Recession Is going to come. So much money is lost. People will lose jobs, tensions high rise , war with nations will start. Panik !
Crypto trader (sees crypto down to 25%) :- ahh just another day trading. Time to buy the dip
Not really humour… but didn’t know where else to put “time pass” stuff… sorry…
Amidst the daily battles, I sometimes need to sit back and admire the beauty that is the markets…
(aka chart porn 
)…
1M:
1H:
1D:
Is that a moving average rainbow? XD
Snacking on Chupa Chups improves trading performance by 6.9% - Report.
Yes, it is
Defense Companies, Institutions and News Channels on their way to extract every drop of profit from the Crisis.
My wife thinks all traders are gamblers and zerodha is a casino. When market crashes and if there is any family frictions she says ’ so you lost all the money in stock market and showing frustration on me’ and when market is at the top and there is a friction she says ‘so you got lottery and showing it off on me’. Whatever happens in my life its all due to our beloved trading activity but I love it.
Sab kuch lutake ghar math aana…market mey hey to kuch to sunenge… 
Kya kare bhai…Ganda hai par aakhir me dhanda hai 
Hahahaha awesome
This is the CEO of Capitalism. You may not like it. But this is what Peak Philosophy™ looks like.
